Doghouse

Scene: I am at work. My phone rings.

Me: Hi!
Wife: Hello, enchilada thief.
Me: What?
Wife: Did you take my lunch?
Me: I —
Wife: I said, did you take my lunch?
Me: I thought anything in the fridge was fair g—
Wife: “What’s mine is yours” DOES NOT APPLY TO LEFTOVER MEXICAN FOOD.

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2 Responses to Doghouse

  1. Maria says:

    Too cute!

  2. Mary Sicilia says:

    Welcome to marriage! It’s a journey – not a destination….

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